Posts by Darth plaugeis

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Satan the Devil was in idiot

by sabastious in

lets check out his track record (according to the witnesses).. 1. first, he decides to rebel against the most powerful entity in existence that is omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.

which of course, will doom him to failure the second he begins.. 2. then he starts his brilliant plan to trick eve as a talking snake, interesting how that worked out since snakes don't talk.

(good thing eve was more stupid than satan).. 3. next he bets against god (again) with job.

Darth plaugeis

Funny.......... I think God has a Sybil complex.

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Satan the Devil was in idiot

by sabastious in

lets check out his track record (according to the witnesses).. 1. first, he decides to rebel against the most powerful entity in existence that is omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.

which of course, will doom him to failure the second he begins.. 2. then he starts his brilliant plan to trick eve as a talking snake, interesting how that worked out since snakes don't talk.

(good thing eve was more stupid than satan).. 3. next he bets against god (again) with job.

Darth plaugeis

I like that......

But if he is such an Idiot and God is so Powerful?......

Why doesn't God just squash Satan and finish it?

I know when someone keeps pissing me off I warn ...............then.....

Some back home is going............... Have we heard from Bobby lately?

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Martha Stewart

by Darth plaugeis in

is it me???............

or is she really sexy!.

i always thought she was cute... but as time goes on she is just so damn sexy!.

Darth plaugeis

Ummmmmmmm.........

Yeah!!!

I'm 45 and don't look like I did when I was 21... so ya she is one sexy girl!

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Martha Stewart

by Darth plaugeis in

is it me???............

or is she really sexy!.

i always thought she was cute... but as time goes on she is just so damn sexy!.

Darth plaugeis

Is it me???...........

Or is she Really Sexy!

I always thought she was cute... but as time goes on she is just so Damn Sexy!

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Darkside.... HAHA

by Darth plaugeis in

i think he was banned.... but just to rub salt in an open wound...... so your team was going to do what to the pats??????

lol.

see you in the playoffs........ when it means something!!!!.

Darth plaugeis

Judge Dread.... maybe LOL

What can I do?

Red Sox

Pats

Celtics

Bruins

I'm Spoiled LOL

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Judicial Committee versus Sharia Law...

by tenyearsafter in

has anyone thought about how similar jw judicial committees are in function to islamic sharia courts of law?

they both judge people using religious standards and can hand down "death" sentences for those violating those standards.

granted, jw's can't physically kill you for violating the wt standards (though they would if it is was legal), but they can "kill" you in the eyes of your jw friends and family...and they believe you are dead in god's eyes as well.

Darth plaugeis

Well thank goodness to the New Testament because God was so much meanier back then.

You must learn to forgrt HOW Evil Jehovah used to be.................

Funny how all the Faiths..... sound the same..... same thoughts..morals...

wait it's the same GOD just.............. Different!

GOD IS GOD

it has always been ..... where DO YOU STAND?

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Darkside.... HAHA

by Darth plaugeis in

i think he was banned.... but just to rub salt in an open wound...... so your team was going to do what to the pats??????

lol.

see you in the playoffs........ when it means something!!!!.

Darth plaugeis

Awesome!!!

I'll get me Uncle to dive and get 50 Lobsters from Gloucester then we eat till we PUKE!

I know you West Coast guys ........ drink or Indulge till you Puke..but Seafood and Induldgence....

Can Be Dangerous.... or Deadly...

Us East folk.......... well we try to eat first ..........then Induldge.. Beer makes it come up easier....

God Forbid you eat the wrong thing......

That was tasty... what was... the thing by it's eyes...

The Lady?................ what?

Their stomache? You do know know Losbsters eat....................... Dead People.... shit....?

Oh so was that bad???............. Ya LOL

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Darkside.... HAHA

by Darth plaugeis in

i think he was banned.... but just to rub salt in an open wound...... so your team was going to do what to the pats??????

lol.

see you in the playoffs........ when it means something!!!!.

Darth plaugeis

HEY BOSTON BEER!!

LOL

One day you and I will have Lobsters and Steamers with....... LOTS OF BEEA!(beer)

And if you don't like Lobsters or Steamers... Have some MORE BEEA!

I'll eat your lobster and Steamers then..... we go in Town... This is why the British never wanted to give up Boston... you will see why 1776 was the YEAR of choice... British Love Boston Tarts! LOL

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